C 언어

#include <stdio.h>
 
int main(void) {
	printf("Hello world\n");
	return 0;
}

#include <about_a_million_headers.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <MsInterwebExploiter.h>
#include <MsActiveAss.h>
#include <MsMessageBox.h>
#include <WrapperFunctions.h>
#include <MicrosoftGenineAdvantages.h>
 
VOID __stdcall __inine__ __static__ unsigned long long int *MsgboxCallback(void *Param, PaperClip *clips, void (*EventCallback)(int, int (*dummyFunc)(short dummy), void *desc, HANDLE *ErrorCtx)) {
	EventCallback(0, void (*)(int, int (*)(short dummy)winmain, 0x34342, clips->clip[Param ^ 0xee]->ParentPaperClip->ref, 0xf24);
 
	return *((int *)((int)&winmain + 0xffff));
}
 
VOID __stdcall PASCAL winmain(WinHndl *Tfucknows, SceUID ProcHndl, PaperClipIcon *TpaperClipIcon, unsigned long long int wtf, void (*EventCallback)(int, int (*dummyFunc)(short dummy), void *desc, HANDLE *ErrorCtx), int the_last_parameter) {
	MsWinMessageBoxObject *mb_obj;
	MbSecurityAttribute *SecAttr;
 
	malloc(memsize()-3KB);
	// 다른 변수를 위해 500바이트를 남겨둠
	int *i = malloc(2500);
	for(*i=rand(time(NULL));2!=(rand(i+5)^(srand(GetTickCount()))) & rand(rand(*winmain ^ tmp));++i);
	if(rand(19)==2) {
		__asm__ __volatile__ {"xor %ebp,%ebp \n movl $0xdeedbeef,%esp"}
		MsAllocMessageBoxSecurityAttribute(&SecAttr, 32498, 0x34d, winmain, i, TpaperClipIcon);
		if((Result = AllocMessageBoxExA(&mb_obj, Tfucknows, (FiniCallback_t *)NULL)) != SUCCESS) {
			void (*BlueScreenFxn)(struct BlueScreen_t BS) = MsGetBlueScreenRef(ProcHndl, &winmain);
			BlueScreenFxn((struct BlueScreen_t){0x342, 34, MS_BLUESCREEN_NORMAL | MS_BLUESCREEN_FATAL_ERROR, 0xdee});
			crash();
		}
		mb_obj->SecurityAttribute = SecAttr;
		mb_obj->EventCallback = MsgboxCallback;
		MessageBox(234,mb_obj,432,3,44,3,&TpaperClip,&BlueScreenJustInCase,"Hello World", ProcHndl, WinHndl, 46, 0xfaad);
		if(!Generate_General_Protection_Fault())
			kill_system_critical_processes();
	} else {
		__stack=random(memsize(PC));
		// 블루스크린을 위한 공간 할당
		void *v = malloc(90);
		BlueScreen(sqrt(__stack+v),"The non-Microsoft program at %s just crashed. Retry last action in %d minutes. windows\nHere is some debug information\n\n\t%s",RandomShit(),Bollocks(**(--i)),*&&EvenMoreBollocks());
		// 오류 코드를 "절대" 리턴하지 않음. 이것은 사용자를 겁먹게 할 것임.
		__asm__ {"call 0xFFFFFFFF"}
		exit(0);
	}
	exit(0);
	// malloc()으로 할당 받은 메모리를 "절대" 반납하지 않음. 이는 Windows가 메모리 누수가 없는 프로그램은 실행하지 않음에 대한 대책.
}