Uncyclux
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 X를 시작할 수 없음. 명령줄로 진입 중 ... [ 실패 ] [ 실패 ] [ 실패 ] [ 실패 ] [ 성공 ] dglshfm,3hbkjp2h9y[ 성공 ] 뷁눅스 커널 로딩중... Breaklux 6.66 LTS breaki-laptop tty2 Login: breakipedia Password: *****o*o******* Breaklux breaki-laptop 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 6 6:06:06 UTC 2006 i666 GNU/Breaklux The programs included with the Breaklux system are free software; BUT MAY NOT BE DISTRIBUTED. It is important that you don't distribute this software, because our IRC Channels get flooded. Breaklux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by applicable law. 새 편지가 도착했습니다. 읽을 수 있는 방법이 없어 보입니다. 마지막 로그인: 2006년 6월 5일 (화) 16:06:06 breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ help Breaklux 6.66 "Faggy? Ferret."에 오신 것을 환영합니다! 뷁커널을 기반으로 하는 최초의 운영체제입니다! --help 도움말을 표시합니다. --i question 실제 도움말의 인터랙티브 버전 --OMGWTFBBQ 비밀 기능 breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ where is the GUI? bash: where: 그딴 명령이 없습니다. GUI 같은 거 없습니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ help --help 니놈 두뇌의 도움말이 없습니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ about Breaklux는 리눅스을 기반으로 합니다. 그 슬로건은 "Linux for Human Beans" 입니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ help --omgwtfbbq 활성화되어 있지 않은 비밀 기능입니다. 그건 그놈입니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ python Welcome to UncycloPythonTM! It is Uncyclux(R)'s revolutionary new Python based command line. 'help' does nothing. 'license' also does nothing. Just start programming. >>> I not a programmer! File "<stdin>", line 1 I not a programmer! ^ Of course you are! >>> about 스패애애애애애애애애애앰 >>> quit Python 프로세스를 종료 할 수 없습니다. >>> :( Python 을 종료합니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ help --i why is uncyclux broken? 정말로 알기를 원하십니까? [y/n] y REALLY? [y/n] y 사실, 그딴 건 알아서 해결해야 합니다. 알아들으셨습니까? [y/n] n 네놈 따위의 뇌로 이해 따위를 할 리가 없다는 것을 진작에 알고 있었스므니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ boot WinXP 즐 breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ :( 이번에도 그게 먹힐줄 알앗냐 ㅂㅅ breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ boot Mac OSX 그딴거 하드에서 못찾겟습니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ irc
사용자 대화명을 입력하십시오. ReallyMadUser Topic: PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE BITCH | tell everyone to rtfm, even if problem is not in manual. | lol, i'm an op | I can change the topic | <dipshit> rtfm | <moron> rtfm | <uncyclux_user> Can I get some help? | RTFM! <ReallyMadUser> Hi, I recently installed Uncyclux and would like to boot in GUI mode, I mean, it did from the live CD. <moron> like, lol, rtfm <ReallyMadUser> I did. <moron> like....um.....stfu <ReallyMadUser> I DID read the manual. Can any of you actually help? <op> OMFG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL THAT IS OUR BEST USER <moron> ya, i'm quoted in the topic <op> YA! HES QUOTED IN TEH TOPIC <ReallyMadUser> Excuse me...I just need X to work. <op> STFU * ReallyMadUser has been kicked by op (Reason: omfg, use winxp already) breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ X 엑세스가 거부되엇습니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ ls -ld /usr/bin/X 지정된 경로가 너무 멉니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ go /usr/bin 네놈은 롑흔리나와 함께 쓰레기통에 처박혔습니다. 여기서 기어나갈려면 다음 명령어를 주시하십시오: up /usr east ../share 당신이 들고 있던 횃불이 꺼졌습니다. 당신은 눈깔괴물 에게 공격당할 수 있습니다.. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ light torch Lighting torch ... [ FAILED ]
눈깔괴물사살 여어, 그래. (1.000.000.000/1.000.000.000) 눈깔괴물에게 공격당했습니다. . 1.000.000 의 대미지를 받았습니다. (-1.000.0000/20) 당신은 죽었습니다. - GAME OVER - 이제 어쩌시겟습니까? load, restart, quit Restart breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ su - Password: ****** Password: ******** Password: ***** 액세스가 거부되었습니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ su - Password: ****** Password: ******** Password: *********** root 계정과 비밀번호가 있을꺼라 생각하냐? breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ yes ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ sudo X Password: Xunc: X Window System Version 11.2.6.3.2.77a Release Date: 6 June 2006 X Protocol 11, Version 2, Release 6.3.2, Patch 77a Build Operating System: Uncyclux 6.66.2.7.18281828 Current Operating System: Uncyclux uncyclo-laptop 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 6 6:06:06 UTC 2006 i666 Build Date: 6 June 2006 Before reporting problems, check http://uncyclopedia.x.org to make sure that you have the latest version. (==) Log file: "/var/log/Xunc.0.log", Time: Tue Jul 11 09:15:24 2006 (==) Using config file: "/etc/X11/xunc.conf" (==) ServerLayout "Default Layout" (^^) |-->Screen "Default Screen" (0) (^^) | |-->Monitor "LCD with five dead pixels" (^^) | |-->Device "ATI Technologies, Inc. Radeon l33tz0r 1337 (OM6 ORLY)" (^^) |-->Input Device "Tiny Squishy Keyboard" (^^) |-->Input Device "Clitmouse, er, Nipplemouse, er, TrackPoint" (^^) |-->Input Device "Neuralgix Touchpad" (oo) 디렉터리 "/usr/share/X11/fonts/cyrillic" 가 존재하지 않습니다. Entry deleted from font path. (oo) 디렉터리 "/usr/share/X11/fonts/CID" 가 존재하지 않습니다.. Entry deleted from font path. (oo) `fonts.dir' not found (or not valid) in "/var/lib/defoma/x-ttcidfont-conf.d (OO) 비상! 좌현에서 잡스의 공격입니다! (OO) 우현에서 빌 게이의 공격을 받습니다! (!!) 닌자들이 레펠하강을 시도합니다! (!!) "끄아아아아아아 선장니이임! 하드에 있는 모에자료들을 지키십쇼오오오오오!" (XX) 취소중 ... (XX) 프로세스 종료됨. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ help X 메뉴얼을 쳐읽으십시오. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ man X X(1) Uncyclux Manual X(1) NAME X - display pr0n, crash your video card SYNOPSIS X [-displaynumber] [-a acceleration] [-ac] [-audit level] [-auth file] [{-}bc] [-br] [-bs] [-c | c volume] [-cc] [-co filename] [-core] [-deferglyphs font [font [font ...]]] [-youarentreally readingall [thiscrap]] ... DESCRIPTION X is a Windowing system that is good for new users. It can use GNOME, KDE or XFCE. We do not recommend you use X, because Uncyclux does not have native support for the X Windowing System. Sorry! This will be added in 20 years. You might get some help on irc(1). Might. --more-- q breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ man irc IRC(1) Uncyclux Manual IRC(1) NAME irc - talk to teenage girls who are really 40yo FBI agents SYNOPSIS irc The IRC channel #uncyclux is the best IRC channel in the world. It will cater to your EVERY need. It also provides tips for n00bs. You'll never need the manual with this channel around! --more-- q breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ yeah right 나를 의심햇단 말이야? [y/n] y 헐 ㅅㅂ. 10초 후 이 컴퓨터가 자폭합니다. breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ NO! STOP! 9 breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ I'm sorry! I'm sorry! ^_^ breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ damn and blast ?SN ERROR breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ xyzzy breaklux@breaki-laptop:~$ $rm user USER DELETED Access key accepted. Welcome to X.Org. 0101100101101111011101010010000001100001011100100110010100100000 0110000100100000011100100110010101100001011011000110110001111001 0010000001110011011000010110010000100000011100000110010101110010 0111001101101111011011100010000001101001011001100010000001111001 0110111101110101001000000111011101100101011011100111010000100000 0111010001101111001000000111010001101000011000010111010000100000 0110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001110100 0111001001100001011011100111001101101100011000010111010001101111 0111001000100000011100110110100101110100011001010010000001110100 0110111100100000011001110110010101110100001000000111010001101000 0110100101110011001011000010000001100001001000000111010001110111 0110111100101101011000100110100101110100001000000110110001101111 0111001101100101011100100010000001101001011011100010000001100110 0110000101100011011101000010111000100000010010010110011000100000 0111100101101111011101010010000001100011011000010110111000100000 0111001001100101011000010110010000100000011101000110100001101001 0111001100100000011101110110100101110100011010000110111101110101 0111010000100000011101000111001001100001011011100111001101101100 0110000101110100011010010110111101101110001011000010000001111001 0110111101110101001000000110100001100001011101100110010100100000 0110010101110110011001010110111000100000011000100110100101100111 0110011101100101011100100010000001110000011100100110111101100010 0110110001100101011011010111001100101110110110100010111010000101 1100001010110100010101110101111110001010100011010101010001010110 001100101011100010101101010
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